Chapter 120 Those who can use the trial and error method are generally rich owners
Chapter 120 Those who can use the trial and error method are generally rich owners
Chapter 120 Those who can use the trial and error method are generally rich owners
Seeing Lu Bu and Jiang Yijun who were frozen there, Xing Lian pouted: "So I said, sometimes it's better to hear the bad news first and then the good news!" Seeing Jiang Yijun Before they could respond, Xing Lian waved his hand, and a bolt of lightning shot out.
Jiang Yijun was startled, reacted quickly, and dodged sideways: "Xing Lian, not to mention just now you didn't mention at all whether to listen to the good news or the bad news. Even if you listen to the bad news first, it doesn't make any difference. ?” The biggest difference is nothing more than disappointment in advance.
"Yes!" Xing Lian leaned forward slightly, closed one eye, then stretched out his index finger, and began to count the treasures: "If you hear the bad news first, then Lu Bu may feel that he has lost, but if there is another good news, then Lu Bu will see a glimmer of light from the abyss of despair, and it will make people feel biased, and feel that Xiao Chan is more biased toward himself."
After listening to Xing Lian's analysis, Lu Bu scratched his head: "Hey, it seems to be the case. No wonder Xiao Chan has been looking at me just after eating. In this way, my chance of winning is higher than that guy Zhao Yun Lu Bu rubbed his chin and denied randomly, "No, no, I should definitely win!" Although the flowers have not been sent yet, Lu Bu has already made a declaration of victory.
"But according to Xing Lian, you can actually understand it this way—" After all, Jiang Yijun didn't see Lu Bu and Diao Chan looking at each other like Xing Lian did, so he poured cold water on him, "Listen first. The same can be said for bad news and then good news. In order to be fair and just, Xiaochan deliberately added Lu Bu who was engaged to her not long ago. In other words, Xiaochan prefers Zilong, and Lu Bu is just pulling him Make up the numbers. Right, Xing Lian?"
The cold water poured out by Jiang Yijun not only cooled Lu Bu's blood in the winter, but also froze Lu Bu all of a sudden.
"It's your size." Xing Lian was impatient, and expressed his inner feelings in one sentence, and then started to do the rest.Three lightning balls were fired in succession. Jiang Yijun dodged one and two lightning balls, but was hit by the third one.
Jiang Yijun may have stayed with Lu Bu for a long time, showing his masculinity for a long time (in fact, it is not a long time since Jiang Yijun came to the King's Continent, and his love with Xingxing became one-sided): "But if this is the case , Then Xinglian, why didn’t you tell us the bad news first and then the good news according to your idea from the beginning. Instead of letting us choose by ourselves. Finally, I want to say to Xinglian, you It's purely overthinking!" It's a pity that although he is stubborn, he still stays at the level of verbal fighting, instead of a single-celled creature like Lu Bu who just talks with his fists when he encounters something.
Xing Lian stared blankly at Jiang Yijun, who was holding his head in a defensive posture, and it was very difficult not to continue to discharge Jiang Yijun, but kicked Lu Bu to release him from the frozen state: "How about it, Lu Bu, Is this okay? After my observations today, as long as you send the right flowers as quickly as possible, you will be able to hug the beauty back!"
"Uh." Lu Bu made a sound, which seemed to respond, but didn't seem to.
Could it be that he was still in the freeze, Xing Lian was a little curious, stretched out his fingers, and drew arcs of electricity.
Seeing the flashing lights, Lu Bu finally came back to his senses, touched his nose, lowered his head, and looked very embarrassed: "I was wondering what kind of flower does Xiaochan like?"
"Eh?" Jiang Yijun and Xinglian looked at each other.And Xing Lian is more speechless, thinking to himself, sometimes you shouldn't wrong yourself because of compassion - it's really a fairy tale for these men's club members to fall in love, and you should be a little bit if you shouldn't be involved Don't even touch the rain or dew, now... Then Xing Lian thought of Jiang Yijun, the culprit who took this commission, and glared at him.
Jiang Yijun, who was stared at, scratched the back of his head, feeling puzzled for a while.But let’s ignore these for now, because there are still bigger problems: "Lu Bu, you have lived under the same roof with Xiaochan for so many years, even if you haven't asked, you must have observed it!"
Ignoring Jiang Yijun's words, Lu Bu was already immersed in his own world: "Peony, or cuckoo, ah, it may also be roses, no, no, lilies seem to be more likely..."
Jiang Yijun saw that Lu Bu was in a tangle, so he didn't try to wake him up, because Jiang Yijun himself didn't know what to evaluate.
And Xing Lian on the side had put away his abilities long before Lu Bu got into trouble, put his hands on his hips, and looked sideways at Jiang Yijun who was in a state of speechlessness: "Unfortunately, the outcome is determined by one flower." situation. But our main players have been given to the general by their own IQ, ah, right, the 'general' army?"
Although it was just a conversation, Jiang Yijun had a good understanding and shrugged his shoulders: "Xing Lian, it's cold, so don't say such cold jokes!" Then Jiang Yijun, as the old man, also put forward his own professional advice, And it is only limited to the suggestions that Lu Bu can use, "Lu Bu, just buy all kinds of flowers."
Xing Lian carefully sized up Lu Bu, thinking about it: "It means trial and error. Indeed, for a person like Lu Bu, trial and error should be the only solution. This is a good idea, Xiaojun .” Xing Lian patted Jiang Yijun on the back.
"But I don't have that much money. If I have to buy 99 flowers of each kind, then I have to pawn off my Fang Tian's painting halberd!" Lu Bu looked at Fang Tian's painting halberd affectionately, "I really can't bear to part with it." It!"
Jiang Yijun stood on tiptoe and slapped Lu Bu on the head (because Lu Bu is indeed taller than Jiang Yijun, it would be a bit difficult for Jiang Yijun to pat him on the shoulder): "Lu Bu, you want to be romantic, Since you don’t have the financial resources, let’s just buy one of each kind!” Then Jiang Yijun put down his heels, squinted his eyes, and said teasingly, “And Lu Bu, what you said just now is not to invest your own red rabbit horse, but to invest in it. Will the deceived person speak out?!"
Lu Bu didn't care about Jiang Yijun's last sarcasm at all, but put his mind on the front: "If I only buy one, I will lose to that guy Zhao Yun - he will definitely buy 99 of each! After finishing speaking, Lu Bu clenched his fist with his left hand, looking bitter and bitter.
Xing Lian couldn't stand it any longer. With a wave of his finger, a lightning ball hit the toe of Lu Bu's shoe: "Lu Bu, you have time to think about this, why don't you go shopping for flowers earlier. For Zilong, it might have already started. "
Hearing this, Lu Bu reacted immediately, grabbed Fang Tian's painting halberd and ran away, but because he was delivering food, he subconsciously ran to the restaurant. After realizing it, he turned around in front of Jiang Yijun and Xinglian.
"..." Xing Lian and Jiang Yijun exhaled at the same time, and under the cold wind, they immediately turned into white mist.
"By the way, Xinglian, Zilong probably doesn't know what flowers Xiaochan likes, right? Otherwise, Lu Bu's work will be in vain!" Jiang Yijun glanced at Lu Bu's back.
"Yeah." Xing Lian nodded, "If Zilong had known about it long ago, I wouldn't have come out panting to tell Xiaojun that you and Lu Bu were there. It's the same for Xiaojun who is Yue Lao."
"If that's the case..." Jiang Yijun pondered for a moment, if that's the case, just ask Diao Chan what flower she likes the most.No, from another point of view, could it be that this test itself is like this, through chatting, dating and so on, let Diaochan tell her what flowers she likes.With such doubts, Jiang Yijun looked at Xinglian.
Sensing Jiang Yijun's gaze, Xing Lian glanced at it: "It's not as complicated as Xiaojun you think, because if Xiaochan really puts it through such a test, then there's no need to compare it—after all, someone compares it when he sees the moon." The moon cake maker's conversation skills are a negative number."
"Ah, that's true." Jiang Yijun, who came to his senses, rolled his eyes sideways and curled his lips, embarrassing for Lu Bu.
And Lu Bu, who had already arrived at the vanilla flower shop, looked up at the signboard. On it was Zhou Yu in a dress holding Xiao Qiao holding flowers in her hands (this vanilla flower shop is located in Jiangdong, and it is the property under the name of Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao). Looking enviously at the signboard, I hope that one day I can be like Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao.But if Zhou Yu were here, he would definitely say: "Lv Bu, it's better to be single, marriage is the grave of love!" Then Lu Bu might be lucky enough to see why Zhou Yu said that——Xiao Qiao, who was following Zhou Yu, was listening After saying these words, a fan must have blown over.
Standing in front of the vanilla flower shop for a long time, Lu Bu sneezed, put down Fang Tian's painting halberd on his shoulder, rubbed his nose, and said to himself: "It's strange, I've never been sensitive to pollen. Oh, yes Alright," Lu Bu clenched his right hand into a fist and struck his left palm, "Xiao Chan must be missing me. Well, I can buy Xiao Chan's favorite flowers right away!" So Lu Bu entered the vanilla flower shop ambitiously.
If Jiang Yijun was at the side, he would definitely come up with a kick: "Lu Bu, you are overthinking. It's just us talking bad things behind your back."
And no matter how smart Jiang Yijun and Xing Lian were when they returned to Xiaojun's dating agency, they couldn't expect that the bad things they said behind Lu Bu would also make him feel bloody.
Jiang Yijun poured two cups of tea, and handed one cup to Xing Lian. Xing Lian took the steaming tea with both hands, and then blew there.Jiang Yijun smiled slightly: "Xing Lian, I think it is necessary to give full play to our Yuelao's subjective initiative at this time."
"What?" Xing Lian stopped blowing on the tea, looked up curiously at Jiang Yijun's piercing eyes, "Xiaojun, you don't mean to..."
"That's it!" Jiang Yijun was so excited that he didn't pay attention to the temperature of the tea, so he was scalded and spit it out quickly, "What do you think, Xing Lian?"
"I wish you good luck!" Xing Lian finished blowing, and then slowly drank tea, looking particularly leisurely.Regarding Jiang Yijun's proposal, he also showed neither salty nor indifferent.
But Jiang Yijun didn't care so much, he didn't care about drinking tea, and went out again.The purpose is Diao Chan's home, since that idiot Lu Bu doesn't know, then my father-in-law, bah, my foster father must know something.
(End of this chapter)
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