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Chapter 211 Azai, you and that woman are not suitable
Chapter 211 Azai, you and that woman are not suitable
Li Han let out a sigh of satisfaction, he has become more and more integrated into the DEA team, and the tacit understanding with the other three people is beyond the mark, no matter who he is with, he can cooperate very well.
"I can't wait to participate in the team training match. If I can play against the real 3ma team once, I can play for the rest of my life!"
Li Han laughed loudly, and suddenly stretched out his hands from behind to hug him. Li Han changed from laughing to yelling in horror, "Help! A perverted murderer is coming in! The thing I was most worried about happened! Escort!"
"Calm down! Angkor is behind you." Mao Daming was startled by him.
Li Han broke away from Wu Tong's hug and turned his head. The grandson said with a smile on his face, "Congratulations to you for eating chicken!"
The four regular team members stared at him for a while, without any fluctuations in their hearts. The entertainment bureau only eats chicken, and they are getting tired of eating every day.
Li Han suddenly remembered his grievances with Wu Tong, and jumped up to knock Wu Tong on the head, but when he jumped up, he suddenly realized that there was an emergency stop action.
He squinted his eyes and scanned Wu Tong up and down for a while, "Wait a minute, something is wrong...you had sex last night!"
"Hey! How can you tell! I smell? " Wu Tong was astonished, the room was full of smoke, even if he sprayed Yu Xiaoxiao's perfume, it would be covered by the smell of smoke, not to mention that he was only a little contaminated. The smell of her perfume~
Li Han explained triumphantly, "You are happy, you are happy, you are wearing yesterday's clothes, and they are all wrinkled."
"that's it?"
"You're nervously happy, morbidly happy, and... have strawberry marks on your neck."
"What!" Wu Tong pulled out his phone to take pictures, from his neck to the invisible chest area covered by his clothes, there were at least seven or eight marks of being sucked by a woman.
Li Han showed a lewd smile, "It was Yu Xiaoxiao who rebelled against you, right? You woke up in the morning and did it again, right? After you woke up, you ran away without grace, right?"
"My mother! Why do you know everything!"
They really scared Wu Tong, he was very uncomfortable with Li Han being the one who planned the strategy, and he was the one who was constantly shocked.
Li Han was even more proud, "You are weak, you must have been pushed backwards, from the hair on the back of your head and the side, you can see that you are the one below and you just did it not long ago... Also, the phone in your hand is not Yours belongs to Yu Xiaoxiao."
"What!?"
Wu Tong pulled out his phone again, this time not to reflect his appearance, but to look at the style of the phone, this Apple is Yu Xiaoxiao's phone!Not his own Huawei mobile phone!
This is the evidence that he entered the sage mode and fled. He took the wrong mobile phone.
Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, the phone vibrated suddenly, his own name was displayed on the screen, and there was a very cute facial expression OVO after the name, as if marking Wu Tong as a cutie.
This detail made Wu Tong very happy, but also very unhappy. He silently said in his heart, 'I am not weak, I am not weak...'
When the phone was connected, as soon as he heard Yu Xiaoxiao's gentle voice, Wu Tong's voice automatically became gentler and more pleasant...
"Sister Xiaoxiao, I'm so sorry, I left in a hurry and took the wrong phone."
"It's okay, you can take it first, I'm going to Huang Hui's, and I can change it when we have dinner together at night, and you can answer the phone for me first."
"Ok, no problem……"
The brief partner really brightened Wu Tong's day.
Li Han kicked his toes on the ground, pushed the chair to Wu Tong's side, and said in a low voice, "This is Yu Xiaoxiao's cell phone, you can check what contacts she has, notes on contacts, and photos in her album. photo……"
"Please give me a reason why I invaded my girlfriend's privacy."
"You fucking announced your relationship so soon, bitch! You don't consider the feelings of us single dogs at all!" Li Han didn't blush when he said this, not only didn't blush, he pointed at the Mao Daming said, "Please don't question my remarks, my girlfriend's status changes periodically."
Then he pressed Wu Tong's shoulders, and said in the tone of a close friend for many years, "My child, I also came from you. I don't shy away from saying that my first woman is also a little older than me. Pretty much the same as yours."
"Sister Xiaoxiao is five years older than me, how about you?"
"Only five years old? Oh, that's far away, pretend I didn't say it." Li Han curled his lips, making people think how much older his first woman was than him... "The point is, someone who is so much older than you Women, and women who are so much better than you, have a stable career, a wide social circle, and a rich entertainment life, it is impossible to stay with you for a long time. They often only value your body in your early twenties, and have never wasted a man's energy. At the age of Qijilang, and they are in the period of rising desire...you know."
Wu Tong gently moved away the hand that was holding his shoulder, and turned to hold his shoulder, raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, "You mean, sister Xiaoxiao is with me just to sleep with me, not for real like me."
"No, no, she must really like you, but this relationship is destined to not last long, because it's more about...you know."
"Brother, do you still eat instant noodles tomorrow morning?" Wu Tong's cold voice made people shudder.
Li Han said heartbrokenly, "Azai! Abba is teaching you a valuable experience in life! Don't you forget that I said a long time ago that you are not suitable for her. Trust my judgment and don't be fooled by primitive instincts. Blinded your bright eyes and bright brain."
"Cub?"
"Let me reason with you, okay, I am also a seasoned veteran. I had a friend before, who told him to end with his ex-girlfriend long ago. He didn't believe it. He hoped that he could continue. After two or three years, he still broke up. and then came to me and told me that my assertion was so fucking right!"
"There are too many couples breaking up and reuniting now. The probability of breaking up is much higher than the probability of staying together forever. Your assertive prediction can't explain anything..."
"Don't be stubborn, I think Jiu Ge and Fang Yue are good... Wait, let's forget about Fang Yue, the situation is quite special."
"Stop talking nonsense, let's play your game!"
Wu Tong kicked hard on his chair and kicked Li Han back to the table. What he said was really disturbing, very disturbing!
As a newcomer to the emotional battlefield for the first time, Wu Tong has almost blind confidence in the relationship between himself and Yu Xiaoxiao's 'success will come naturally'.
He feels that the two have experienced life and death together, and the depth of their relationship is naturally comparable to that of young people in society who are purely driven by hormones. He also feels that Li Han's views are too pessimistic and depressing, which does not conform to his positive values.
(End of this chapter)