anovelconsole Chapter 293 Singing and Dancing Again! Hidden Report!
Chapter 293 Singing and Dancing Again! Hidden Report!
The skeleton jumped more and more energetically.
He suddenly glided, and because there was no flesh or blood to obstruct his movement, his gliding was exceptionally smooth, as if his feet were oiled.
Halfway through his slide, he suddenly stopped, reached out and pulled off his left arm, twirled it twice in his hand like nunchucks, and then precisely put it back in place.
"Good!" the goblin shouted, tapping the table even faster.
The werewolf player, [Moonlight Howl], stopped gnawing on a bone as he watched this scene.
His wolf-like eyes gleamed with a fanatical light, and heavy breathing came out of his nostrils.
"This rhythm...this beat..." the werewolf muttered to himself, then suddenly stood up.
He ripped off his tattered animal skin vest, revealing a muscular physique and thick wolf fur.
"Brother! You have ignited my soul!" The werewolf roared to the sky and strode into the arena.
The skeleton stopped moving and struck a provocative pose: "What, you want to battle?"
"To be honest," the werewolf cracked his neck, making a popping sound.
"I was once the uncrowned king of the underground street dance scene."
"I also have a dream of dancing!"
Before he finished speaking, the werewolf suddenly lunged forward, bracing himself with his hands on the ground, his legs drawing a sharp arc in the air.
Thomas Flair!
The enormous werewolf body spun rapidly in the narrow space of the carriage, and the strong wind it generated even made the flames of the hot pot flicker.
Wolf fur flies around as it spins, creating a wild and powerful scene.
"Holy crap! A powerful attack!" The skeleton was shocked, but then refused to be outdone.
He lay down on the ground and began performing the windmill act.
Since he was just a skeleton, he had very little resistance, and his rotation speed was even faster than that of a werewolf.
For a moment, all that could be seen in the center of the carriage was a white bony shadow and a gray wolf fur tangling wildly.
The goblin's hand, which was banging on the table, was so fast it was almost a blur, and the ghostly flames flickered at a frequency approaching that of a stroboscope.
"This is street dance!" the skeleton cried out from the depths of its soul as it spun at high speed.
"Awooo—" the werewolf responded with a howl.
Chen You sat quietly in the main seat.
He was expressionless.
Actually, his mind was completely blank.
He bears the heavy responsibility of humanity's survival, having just slaughtered tens of thousands of undead in Thousand Light City, and thus risen several ranks.
And now.
He was sitting in a luxury RV driven by an NPC, eating hot pot.
Watching a skeleton and a werewolf breakdance in front of him.
And he danced quite professionally.
He put down his teacup and rubbed his temples.
What did I do wrong to deserve all this?
The temperature inside the carriage continued to rise.
The red oil broth in the brass hot pot was bubbling wildly.
But this heat was far less visually impactful than the two figures.
The skeleton player [Skeleton Wonder]'s windmill has already left afterimages.
Without the weight of flesh and blood, his rotation speed exceeded physical limits, and his white skeleton rubbed against the mahogany floor, even faintly sparking.
"Awooo!" The werewolf player [Moonlight Howl] was not to be outdone.
He suddenly straightened up, his legs propelling him into the air, where he performed an extremely wild backflip under the narrow roof of the car.
The moment he landed, he executed a powerful, one-handed freeze-frame.
The goblin player, [I Love Forgiveness], pounded the cow bone in his hand with a deafening roar: "It's blown! It's blown! Wolf Howl Bro's one-handed giant loop was absolutely invincible!"
Chen You sat in the main seat, his hand holding the teacup frozen in mid-air.
Just then, another unexpected event occurred.
"Thump! Tap! Thump thump tap!"
A slight noise suddenly appeared in the rhythm of the goblin's tapping on the table.
No, it's not background noise.
The sound came from outside the carriage.
The heavy, rhythmic footsteps of the snow-covered behemoth pulling the cart had changed at some point.
With each step it took on the thick snow, it made a crisp "crunch, crunch" sound.
The sound was initially chaotic, but gradually, it perfectly matched the rhythm of the goblins tapping on the table.
"Crunch! Crunch! Crunch crunch crunch crunch!"
The behemoth's footsteps grew faster and faster, and the entire massive RV began to bounce up and down in rhythm.
A few drops of the spicy broth from the hot pot splashed onto the table.
Chen You frowned and put down his teacup.
The werewolf and the skeleton also stopped what they were doing and stared blankly in the direction of the car.
"What's going on? Was there an earthquake outside?" The werewolf wiped the sweat from his face.
Before the words were even finished, a very crisp snap of fingers suddenly came from the driver's seat outside the car door.
"Snapped!"
Immediately afterwards, an aged yet powerful voice pierced through the howling wind and snow, clearly entering the carriage.
"Medicine! Medicine! Check it out!"
The carriage fell into a deathly silence.
The cow bone in the goblin's hand fell onto the table with a "thud".
The ghostly flame flickered for a moment, then went out.
The skull's jawbone smashed into the chest cavity.
That voice... is it that wrinkled, money-grubbing tour guide, Shan Shijiu?
The sound of wind and snow outside seemed to act as a natural mixer.
Yamashiki's voice rang out again, carrying a chilling rhythm.
"This is the coldest street in the North, the snow is so fierce it feels like it could tear your bones apart!"
"I've been driving carts for sixty years, and the rules I've established are more steadfast than a glacier!"
"Crunch! Crunch!" The footsteps of the snow giant thundered, giving him a deep bass rhythm.
"I encountered a super-rich player today who spent a fortune; the gold coins were so dazzling they blinded me!"
"Forget all those bullshit principles, money talks! That's the real truth!"
Yamashiki's voice grew louder and faster, and he became completely engrossed in a state of frenzy.
"The wheels of the purple cloud wood wheels crush the ice and snow, and the steam from the hot pot breaks through the bottom line of winter!"
"While you guys are dancing wildly in the car, I'm flooring the gas pedal in the wind!"
"Skr——"
With the final long note, accompanied by a roar from the snow monster, the entire RV suddenly accelerated.
The immense force of the thrust threw all four players in the carriage to the ground.
Chen You sat steadily on the sofa, not even spilling a drop of water from his teacup.
But the shock he felt was even more intense than the blizzard outside.
Is this supposed to be rap?
Or freestyle?
An old NPC, born and raised in the Origin Realm, was driving a cart through a blizzard when he started singing street rap to a group of players.
Chen You took a deep breath and put down his teacup.
Could this be some kind of hidden mode?!
But he didn't do anything.
He simply spent some money to rent a car and treat four strangers to a hot pot meal.
He didn't even say more than a few words on his own initiative.
How exactly was this triggered?
Could it be that the "routine crusher" has finally stepped in?
"Wandering spirit..." The goblin got up from the ground, rubbing his sore bottom, and pointed blankly at the car door.
"Is this NPC...possessed by an evil spirit?"
"No." The skeleton snapped its jaw back on, the soul fire in its eye sockets leaping wildly.
"This is a resonance of souls! Our dance has awakened this old man's dormant youth!"
The werewolf was trembling with excitement: "This is so awesome! This game is fucking awesome! I want to go out and dance with him!"
With that, the werewolf yanked open the inner door of the carriage and charged out into the raging wind and snow.
"Brother, count me in!" the skeleton shouted, following closely behind.
Chen You remained seated and did not stop them.
He looked at the three figures writhing wildly in the wind and snow outside the door, and listened to Shan Shijiu's increasingly unrestrained rap, and sighed deeply.
Just then, a system notification sounded.
[WARNING! Route has deviated!]
[NPC Shan Shijiu (Special Status) has been activated; the route has deviated from the designated main road.]