Chapter 285 Professional Services of a Top-Tier Team
Chapter 285 Professional Services of a Top-Tier Team
This time, Moon Arrow didn't reply instantly.
A while later, just as Chen You was wondering whether to send it again, a team invitation popped up.
[Player "Moon Arrow" invites you to join the team. Do you accept?]
Chen You casually clicked "agree".
A team list appeared on the left side of the interface.
[Captain]: Moon Arrow (LV91)
[Member]: Thalos (LV92)
[Member]: Oro (LV91)
[Member]: Chen You (LV32)
[Team][Salos]: Did I see that right? Brother Chen, weren't you only level 27 yesterday?
[Team][Aurora]: Level 32... Is this really not a bug?
Moon Arrow didn't speak, but she was equally shocked and speechless upon seeing this scene.
[Team][Salos]: Brother Chen, tell me honestly, did you discover some hidden experience bug?
You could feel Saros's eagerness even through the screen.
Chen You was currently slumped on the sofa in the Supreme Building, too lazy to even lift his eyelids, and replied weakly.
[Team][Chen You]: There's no bug, it's just that grinding monsters is exhausting. Who's available to run a dungeon?
Saros and Oro replied almost simultaneously.
[Party][Salos]: I'm going to start the dungeon!
[Team][Aurora]: We're off!
However, before they could even set off, Moon Arrow sent a message.
[Party][Moon Arrow]: I've arrived, let's start.
Saros and Auro both swore in the channel at the same time.
[Team][Salos]: Moon Arrow, you scheming woman, did you go ahead of time?
[Party][Aurora]: Despicable! What happened to our agreement to study the dungeon strategy together?
Moon Arrow ignored them completely and directly sent out dungeon invitations.
As the white light faded, Chen You's figure appeared at the entrance to the anniversary dungeon "Colorful Land".
This place remains a dreamlike rainbow scene.
Chen You's face was slightly pale, and his eyes were slightly dark, making him look as if he had indeed been "drained" by some mysterious force.
The three of them, Salos, surrounded Chen You and were all shocked when they saw his appearance.
"Brother Chen, what you've done..."
Saros was so shocked his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "How can you be so unrestrained?!"
Chen You: "..."
Oro shook his head solemnly: "Brother Chen must have drawn upon his future blessings in advance and used some forbidden metaphysical secrets to achieve this."
Chen You opened his mouth, wanting to explain that he was simply tired from playing games.
But seeing the three of them with expressions that said, "I understand, I understand everything, don't pretend," he silently swallowed his words.
Forget it, so be it.
Chen You climbed down the steps and sighed, "It's alright, you guys still have to fight the monster."
"No problem! You can even just lie down and take a nap!" Salos assured him, patting his chest.
Then, as if remembering something, he suddenly pulled something out of his backpack.
"Bang!"
A huge wheelchair, gleaming with a dark golden luster and wrapped in thick animal hide, appeared on the grass.
[The Resting Place of a Macho Man: Throne of Beasts]
No attribute bonus, movement speed -10%.
However, it can significantly accelerate energy recovery and can be used in combat.
"Come on, Brother Chen, sit here!" Salos said proudly. "This is a treasure I dug out of a ruin. It doesn't add any attributes, but it's really comfortable to sit in."
"I usually can't bear to take it out."
Upon seeing this, Oro's eyes twitched slightly, and he cursed Salos inwardly for being shameless.
Not to be outdone, he pulled out an exquisite crystal bottle from his pocket, inside which flowed a milky white liquid.
"This is the 'Holy Light Baptism Essence', a secret recipe of the Oracle Church. Although it's not very useful for players at our level, it's a miraculous medicine for strengthening the body and restoring mental strength for level 30 players."
"Brother Chen, have a drink to calm your nerves first."
Chen You looked at the throne and the divine medicine before him and fell into deep thought.
He felt less like a player and more like a paralyzed old man being waited on by several dutiful sons.
"Alright then." Chen You didn't stand on ceremony and plopped down on the throne.
To be honest, while the Titans' aesthetic sense is wild, this chair is indeed ergonomic, with a soft fur trim that completely wraps around the back.
He took the Holy Light Baptism Essence and tasted it.
Not bad, it's strawberry flavored.
Moon Arrow stood aside, watching the two guild leaders fawn over him like lackeys.
Originally intending to maintain her aloof persona, she eventually just silently slipped a sachet covered in runes from her sleeve and hung it on the armrest of the throne.
"It's made from moon goddess grass; it can calm the nerves." She said succinctly, though her ears turned slightly red.
Chen You leaned back in his chair and waved his hand: "Let's go!"
"Wait a moment!"
Saros suddenly reached out and stopped everyone, his expression as serious as if he were going to his own funeral.
"What?" Chen You raised an eyebrow.
"Brother Chen, I've summarized the lessons learned from the previous two times," Salos said earnestly.
"Last time, we offered sacrifices and prayed for blessings after defeating the BOSS, which was a bit like trying to fix things after the fact, which is why we didn't get the equipment we wanted."
Upon hearing this, Oro nodded in deep agreement: "Salos is right."
Holding her longbow, Moon Arrow's cool eyes flashed with a hint of agreement: "So what you mean is?"
"First offer sacrifices to the heavens, then engage the monsters!" Saros declared emphatically.
Chen You: "?"
Over the next ten minutes, Chen You witnessed what was called "The Ultimate Mental Hospital Behavior Showcase of Top-Tier Strongmen".
Thalos cleared a large area at the entrance of the dungeon, took off his shirt to reveal chest muscles large enough to trap flies, and began to perform a set of bizarre moves called "Blessing Fist".
Each punch was accompanied by the roar of the Titans, even sending the surrounding rainbow grass flying.
"What exactly does he want?" Chen You asked Yue Zhishi in a low voice.
"He's trying to communicate with the Titan ancestral spirits and forcibly lock up the 'fortune' of this area," Moon Arrow replied expressionlessly, and then she moved as well.
She slowly walked to a candy tree, barefoot, closed her eyes, clasped her hands together, and murmured something.
A cool, clear light rose from above her head, transforming into a crescent moon that bathed everything around her in a silvery-white hue.
"This is the 'Embrace of the Moon,' which is said to purify the negative influences around it."
As Oro explained, he pulled a stack of colorful tortoise shells and dominoes from his pocket.
He arranged a huge six-pointed star on the ground and then locked himself inside it.
He was shaking a golden divination stick container in his hand, muttering incoherently:
"Great luck...it has to be great luck...if this doesn't produce any more goods, I'll swallow this entire container of divination sticks..."
Chen You sat in the armchair, holding the bottle of Holy Spirit Baptism Essence in his hands, and fell into a long silence.
He couldn't help but marvel at how these people could survive to the nineties; it was truly a miracle.
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